Xzseveire

I AM XZSEVEIRE AND I DON'T CARE IF I OVER USE THE CAPS LOCK. I AM FOURTEEN. I AM AN ANGRY ALIEN/FISHWOMAN MOST OF THE TIME (97.6% ROUNDED IS 98%)... GAH, AND I HATE TWO-LEGS. I WANNA KILL MYSELF SOMETIMES FOR KNOWING OF THEIR EXISTENCE......!!!!!!!!! D:<

WHEN I AM A FISHWOMAN, I AM A SILKY SHARK WHO IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED. JUST BECAUSE I DON'T LOOK LIKE MUCH DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING, GODDAMMIT. ALSO, I AM ON ARLONG'S SIDE, I HATE THOSE... UGH!!!!!!!! O:<

Uncle Arlong

Boyfriend

Uncle Choo

MY WEBCAM PICTURE WAS DRAWN BY MY GOOD FRIEND Arlong L'homme-Poisson Sanguinaire IV ON FACEBOOK. HE'S SOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!

OH!! Here's His Account!!

What The Fuck Did You Fucking Say About Me, You Little Fucker?!?! I’ll Have You Know I Graduated Top Of My Class At Decken University, And I’ve Been Involved In Numerous Secret Missions To Destroy The Dark Lord, And I Have Over 5,000 Confirmed Kills. I Am Trained In The Highly Dangerous Art Of Dekky-Killing The Living Shit Outta You And I Am In The Top Of The League. You Are Nothing To Me But Just Another Loser That Should Die Soon. I Will Fuck You Up With Just My Glitter Powers With The Likes Of Which Have Never Seen Before On ANY Planet You’ve Been, Mark My Fucking Words. You Think You Can Fuck Me Up Over The Internet?!?! Think Again, Cunt. As We Speak, I Am Contacting My Highly Secretive Group Of Aliens Across The Universes And Your IP Is Being Tracked Down Right Now, So You Better Prepare For The Shit That’s About To Happen, Asswipe. The Shit That Kills You In An Instant. Your Life Is Fucked Now, Retard. I Can Be Anywhere, Anytime, And I Can Kill You In Over Nine Thousand Ways, And That’s Just With My Bare Hands. Not Only Am I Extensively Trained In Unarmed Combat, But I Have Access To The Entire Arsenal Of Every Fucking World There Is And I Will Use It To It’s Full Extent To Wipe Out Everything You Love Out Of Your Life, You Little Shit. If Only You Could Have Known What Unholy Retribution Your “Clever” Comment Was About To Bring Down Upon You, Maybe You Would Have Held Your Fucking Tongue. But You Couldn’t, You Didn’t, And Now You’re Paying The Price, You Goddamn Idiot. I Will Spread Shit All Over You And Fuck You Up Real Quick. I Am Fucking Xzseveire Decken, Loser.


I FUCKIN' DESPISE LOTSA THINGS!!!!!!